Cure, Prevent, and Treat

The ILHJ would like to congratulate the FDA for its vigilance in protecting the American consumer from the horrors of Cheerios, a notorious drug sold openly in many supermarkets and explicitly marketed to children.

In response, the Organization would like to make a claim of it's own: Limes cure scurvy. Limes cure and prevent scurvy. Limes cure, prevent, and treat scurvy, which is a disease.

That is to say, we do claim to cure, prevent, and treat a disease: scurvy. By eating limes. Or lemons, oranges, mangoes, or any other food that contains vitamin C. If you're worried about scurvy, go buy some limes, and eat them. Because limes cure, prevent, and treat a disease.